*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*


girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

Inappropriate thoughts ft. you


1/7th of my life has been a wednesday

You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
― Redvers Bailey  (via barbieandken)
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
― E.E. Cummings (via kushandwizdom)