*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
― Redvers Bailey (via barbieandken)
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
― E.E. Cummings (via kushandwizdom)